Thursday, June 19, 2008

Two pirate competition.

Two pirates sitting drunk in a bar
Lost their ship so travell by car.
One leaps with a great cheer
Listen you I have an idea

This a treasure chest no one has found
Burried deep, deep in the ground
Its an island deep in the frost
To get ther you must be lost
First one to dig up the grave
last one becomes ones slave
Will yee rise to the task
And with one swigg from the flask
The pirates node and agree with an I
I will claim that treasure even if die

So they both set off on their seperat way
Sailing 3 years 6 months and several days
When one of the pirates see's land ahead
Land not on the map forgotten and dead
He beaches his ship deep in the sand
Jumpping of and kissing the land

He was there forever digging the ground
With no gold no treasure nothing was found
Then with a gasp and a great big sigh
He forgot the first rule
PIRATES LIE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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