Two pirate competition.

Two pirates sitting drunk in a bar
Lost their ship so travell by car.
One leaps with a great cheer
Listen you I have an idea

This a treasure chest no one has found
Burried deep, deep in the ground
Its an island deep in the frost
To get ther you must be lost
First one to dig up the grave
last one becomes ones slave
Will yee rise to the task
And with one swigg from the flask
The pirates node and agree with an I
I will claim that treasure even if die

So they both set off on their seperat way
Sailing 3 years 6 months and several days
When one of the pirates see's land ahead
Land not on the map forgotten and dead
He beaches his ship deep in the sand
Jumpping of and kissing the land

He was there forever digging the ground
With no gold no treasure nothing was found
Then with a gasp and a great big sigh
He forgot the first rule
PIRATES LIE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

ELEPHANT ON WEED

An Affrican Elephant has been cought on camera eating a marijuana plant.
His trainer has said to the news crew that snuffy will attend rehabilitation but his future is looking slim
What is the world comming too when an elephant chooses to eat pot.
Maybee snuffy got the idea from the pamphlet "experiment in small quantities"
Too snuffy this is small
This is Tim Blog U reporting.

This is one of my rants and raves full of plot holes and spelling errors.

Our top story today a local parking lot in sydney is conssidered to be the most dangerous place in Australia. You car can be stolen or damaged and fear drives you.

However if a local parking lot is the dangerous place in Australia then the Cronulla riots is a great destination for family fun

Untill next time Australia Im Tim Cheslett reporting on nothing of importance.

Talk about contradiction

Oh yeah really intellegent a christian is burning a cross. Jesus will be very pleased with you.

Now im no big time fancy lawyer but burning a church could possibly get you in a little bit of trouble

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And remember, you canna hand a man a grander spanner.

ARRR

Yee be warned Trespasses will be shot survives will be shot again
Arrr

Frosty Strikes Back

The Eskimo Rap

Yo yo yo its an Eskimo
He's cool fo' sho'
And his rhymes just flow

They build igloos
and they have a strong resistant to the flu
Just one question, "Where's the loo?"

For you chaps who don't know jargon
Your excused you have a pardon
The sunflower lights up the garden
Outside of the Igloo.

And Eskimos have good fashion sense
They wore big hoodies before it was a trend
Just don't lend clothig to a friend
Cos friends suck and steal your clothes.

And cos im bored this rap shall end
I must go, i have a wedding to attend
So please choose three folks then click send
And send it to three people.