Did you know that Ben is not really Irish but his relatives are. Could you imagine he could of been Ben O'rielly or Ben O'paddy or Ben O'somthing, that would of been somthing. But he isn't so he's not. But Ben is a very pernicious person even though I don't know what that means but he is pernicious what ever it may mean. He likes writing songs and telling jokes mostly Irish but most of all he is the world gatekeeper to useless fact that know one will ever use in their life or after life if you believe(recarnation for others).

But someone has too put up with him and im the only one who will but he puts up with me and we get along just fine.

I Gen

And people tried to put us down, when iTunes bumped a post-Cold War sound.My generation sat the at mecca of malls, Times Square, I'm there, Viacom installs.So we hit the net while the Trade Center fell, New York met Hollywood, we ran like hellNo Vietnam for us, yo, Iraq it's on. So who agreed upon this cowboy Genghis Khan?The choice made, baby. Hey we take it back, logged in dropped out, MTV took track.They sold it back to us and claimed no correlation. The iMac, iPod, iGeneration.And I'm waiting for the day we can get out. The world is ours, that's the story no doubt.Want to be more than info super highway traffic, want to be more than a walking demographic!CHORUS (x2)"Hey! You're part of it." Talking about the iGeneration."Yeah! You're part of it." Talking about my iGeneration.The iGeneration new organization meant optimization and unification,When imagination gave participation in creation of culture a manifestation.The Berlin Wall fell and out we came, the post-Cold War kids laid claim to AIM.LOL, OMG, yo, BRB. Space, colon, dash, closed parenthesis.We sat at our laptops and typed away, and found that we each had something to say.Web-logged our fears, our hopes and dreams. Individuated by digital means.Fiber optic lenses, DVD, Coca Cola, Disney and Mickey D's.Flat mass culture, the norm that took hold; I hope I die before I get sold!REPEAT CHORUS (x4)This is the I-N-T-E-R-N-E-T ge-na-ra-tion, see?This is the I-N-T-E-R-N-E-T ge-na-ra-tion, see?REPEAT CHORUS (x3)

The 'I Generation'

In my random surf on the net I stumbled apon a Rap song called 'I Generation'

This song is a great way of expressing how the I Gen feels

Listen to the song at
www.tunefinder.com
And search Rap to find it.

The I Generation

And people tried to put us down, when iTunes bumped a post-Cold War sound.My generation sat the at mecca of malls, Times Square, I'm there, Viacom installs.So we hit the net while the Trade Center fell, New York met Hollywood, we ran like hell. No Vietnam for us, yo, Iraq it's on. So who agreed upon this cowboy Genghis Khan?The choice made, baby. Hey we take it back, logged in dropped out, MTV took track.They sold it back to us and claimed no correlation. The iMac, iPod, iGeneration.And I'm waiting for the day we can get out. The world is ours, that's the story no doubt.Want to be more than info super highway traffic, want to be more than a walking demographic!

CHORUS (x2)"Hey! You're part of it." Talking about the iGeneration."Yeah! You're part of it." Talking about my iGeneration.

The iGeneration new organization meant optimization and unification,When imagination gave participation in creation of culture a manifestation.The Berlin Wall fell and out we came, the post-Cold War kids laid claim to AIM.LOL, OMG, yo, BRB. Space, colon, dash, closed parenthesis.We sat at our laptops and typed away, and found that we each had something to say.Web-logged our fears, our hopes and dreams. Individuated by digital means.Fiber optic lenses, DVD, Coca Cola, Disney and Mickey D's.Flat mass culture, the norm that took hold; I hope I die before I get sold!

REPEAT CHORUS (x4)

This is the I-N-T-E-R-N-E-T ge-na-ra-tion, see?This is the I-N-T-E-R-N-E-T ge-na-ra-tion, see?REPEAT CHORUS (x3)

Channel Seven

Channels Seven has definitely put their foot in their mouth this time. By not running an add that was fully paid for and was in contract they have demolished the freedom of speech.Channel Seven is silencing those they choose to silence. Is it because the don't believe in the add being ran? Channel seven needs to explain it's actions. What if you want to run an add on channel seven and it doesn't go ahead because they choose not too?With all the censorship happening in China, was channel seven pressured into not running the advertisement by China? As far as I'm concerned an add that is fully paid for and signed in contract the add is by law entitled to be advertised. If channel seven did not want to run the add in the first place they should have declined the initial offer and send the advertisement somewhere else, but now that have profited for an advertisement that has not been ran their credibility, reputation and trust is in jeopardy. Might I add a possible law suit.Channel Seven better 'Get Up or Get Out'.

At this point in time I am blogging a new news story for my blog readers.

A man was recently charged for resisting arrest and being five times over the legal limit.

He was chased by the police which lasted for 5 hours only to end in the drive through of a fast food restraunt. The man believed that whilist being chased he will pick up a great fest from Macdonalds.

Two pirate competition.

Two pirates sitting drunk in a bar
Lost their ship so travell by car.
One leaps with a great cheer
Listen you I have an idea

This a treasure chest no one has found
Burried deep, deep in the ground
Its an island deep in the frost
To get ther you must be lost
First one to dig up the grave
last one becomes ones slave
Will yee rise to the task
And with one swigg from the flask
The pirates node and agree with an I
I will claim that treasure even if die

So they both set off on their seperat way
Sailing 3 years 6 months and several days
When one of the pirates see's land ahead
Land not on the map forgotten and dead
He beaches his ship deep in the sand
Jumpping of and kissing the land

He was there forever digging the ground
With no gold no treasure nothing was found
Then with a gasp and a great big sigh
He forgot the first rule
PIRATES LIE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

ELEPHANT ON WEED

An Affrican Elephant has been cought on camera eating a marijuana plant.
His trainer has said to the news crew that snuffy will attend rehabilitation but his future is looking slim
What is the world comming too when an elephant chooses to eat pot.
Maybee snuffy got the idea from the pamphlet "experiment in small quantities"
Too snuffy this is small
This is Tim Blog U reporting.

This is one of my rants and raves full of plot holes and spelling errors.

Our top story today a local parking lot in sydney is conssidered to be the most dangerous place in Australia. You car can be stolen or damaged and fear drives you.

However if a local parking lot is the dangerous place in Australia then the Cronulla riots is a great destination for family fun

Untill next time Australia Im Tim Cheslett reporting on nothing of importance.

Talk about contradiction

Oh yeah really intellegent a christian is burning a cross. Jesus will be very pleased with you.

Now im no big time fancy lawyer but burning a church could possibly get you in a little bit of trouble

6:00 BlogSpot

And remember, you canna hand a man a grander spanner.

ARRR

Yee be warned Trespasses will be shot survives will be shot again
Arrr

Frosty Strikes Back

The Eskimo Rap

Yo yo yo its an Eskimo
He's cool fo' sho'
And his rhymes just flow

They build igloos
and they have a strong resistant to the flu
Just one question, "Where's the loo?"

For you chaps who don't know jargon
Your excused you have a pardon
The sunflower lights up the garden
Outside of the Igloo.

And Eskimos have good fashion sense
They wore big hoodies before it was a trend
Just don't lend clothig to a friend
Cos friends suck and steal your clothes.

And cos im bored this rap shall end
I must go, i have a wedding to attend
So please choose three folks then click send
And send it to three people.

Whata wacky blog you have there Timmy, I found it a bit scary!

MY BLOG WELCOME

I delibrately speell fhings incorectly to those raeding my blogg

CRAZY

For those reading my blog weather you are a mysterious stranger or a friend by you reading my blog you have summited yourself to allthings weird scary crazy and idiotic

After all it is my blog

Hahahahahahaha

This is us enjoying the loud noise

This is the band playing what they call music in what is ment to be a quiet peaceful place.

The beginning of the end

"Hello mysterious stranger, what is your name?"
"My name is mysterious stranger, and I have a Taco Bell Burrito."

Now that I am here, conversations such as this will be the norm.






Bet you wish you hadn't invited me now.

Netiquette
www.learnthenet.com/english/html/09NETIQT.HTM - 20k

This a true guidline in using netiquette, manners and helpful tips

www.albury.net.au/new-users/netiquet.htm - 6k

This web site explains emailing mail lists and more

www.albion.com/netiquette/ - 10k

Network etiquette, or the informal rules of behavior that have evolved in cyberspace, including the internet and online services. www.netdictionary.com/n.html

In my opinion I believe we need netiquette. Now im no top city lawyer but in modern day life we answer with manners so why not on the net. I rest my case your honour

I hate Tv The drug of the nation

Hi click the links below and become a whinging complaning educated human being and read other peoples complaints on our ever perfect technological change

TV Drug Of The Nationhttp://www.ocap.ca/songs/televisn.html

http://www.ocap.ca/songs/televisn.html

http://www.ourcivilisation.com/signs/chap7.htm

1. Look for privacy policies on the Web
2. Get a separate email account for personal email
3. Teach your kids that giving out personal information online means giving it to strangers
4. Clear your memory cache after browsing
5. Make sure that online forms are secure
6. Reject unnecessary cookies
7. Use anonymous remailers
8. Encrypt your email
9. Use anonymizers while browsing
10. Opt-out of third party information sharing
Extra! Use common sense!

There are a number of photo sharing websites which allow people to share photos of themselves, cars, trees, boats, dogs and leprachauns to each other. You can post photos privatly or publicly and can be individual or slide shows, aloowing others to share the joy in your photo.

Social networking is a phenomena defined by linking people to each other in some way. Digg is a popular example of a social network

Web 2.0 is a perceived or proposed second generation of the web. This is were the web has evolved and improved over time and now offers better and more up to date services like blogs, wiki’s, social networking sites etc

A Blog Is A frequently updated journal or diary usually, often hosted by a third party.

For anybody listennig this is my Blog and I will blog if I want to. If you are visiting my Blog you are now on the same level of crazyness hahahahaha how does that feel

Tim blog now online. Start the crushing proccess