Thursday, August 28, 2008

The 'I Generation'

In my random surf on the net I stumbled apon a Rap song called 'I Generation'

This song is a great way of expressing how the I Gen feels

Listen to the song at
www.tunefinder.com
And search Rap to find it.

Monday, August 25, 2008

The I Generation

And people tried to put us down, when iTunes bumped a post-Cold War sound.My generation sat the at mecca of malls, Times Square, I'm there, Viacom installs.So we hit the net while the Trade Center fell, New York met Hollywood, we ran like hell. No Vietnam for us, yo, Iraq it's on. So who agreed upon this cowboy Genghis Khan?The choice made, baby. Hey we take it back, logged in dropped out, MTV took track.They sold it back to us and claimed no correlation. The iMac, iPod, iGeneration.And I'm waiting for the day we can get out. The world is ours, that's the story no doubt.Want to be more than info super highway traffic, want to be more than a walking demographic!

CHORUS (x2)"Hey! You're part of it." Talking about the iGeneration."Yeah! You're part of it." Talking about my iGeneration.

The iGeneration new organization meant optimization and unification,When imagination gave participation in creation of culture a manifestation.The Berlin Wall fell and out we came, the post-Cold War kids laid claim to AIM.LOL, OMG, yo, BRB. Space, colon, dash, closed parenthesis.We sat at our laptops and typed away, and found that we each had something to say.Web-logged our fears, our hopes and dreams. Individuated by digital means.Fiber optic lenses, DVD, Coca Cola, Disney and Mickey D's.Flat mass culture, the norm that took hold; I hope I die before I get sold!

REPEAT CHORUS (x4)

This is the I-N-T-E-R-N-E-T ge-na-ra-tion, see?This is the I-N-T-E-R-N-E-T ge-na-ra-tion, see?REPEAT CHORUS (x3)

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Channel Seven

Channels Seven has definitely put their foot in their mouth this time. By not running an add that was fully paid for and was in contract they have demolished the freedom of speech.Channel Seven is silencing those they choose to silence. Is it because the don't believe in the add being ran? Channel seven needs to explain it's actions. What if you want to run an add on channel seven and it doesn't go ahead because they choose not too?With all the censorship happening in China, was channel seven pressured into not running the advertisement by China? As far as I'm concerned an add that is fully paid for and signed in contract the add is by law entitled to be advertised. If channel seven did not want to run the add in the first place they should have declined the initial offer and send the advertisement somewhere else, but now that have profited for an advertisement that has not been ran their credibility, reputation and trust is in jeopardy. Might I add a possible law suit.Channel Seven better 'Get Up or Get Out'.

Thursday, July 31, 2008

At this point in time I am blogging a new news story for my blog readers.

A man was recently charged for resisting arrest and being five times over the legal limit.

He was chased by the police which lasted for 5 hours only to end in the drive through of a fast food restraunt. The man believed that whilist being chased he will pick up a great fest from Macdonalds.

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Two pirate competition.

Two pirates sitting drunk in a bar
Lost their ship so travell by car.
One leaps with a great cheer
Listen you I have an idea

This a treasure chest no one has found
Burried deep, deep in the ground
Its an island deep in the frost
To get ther you must be lost
First one to dig up the grave
last one becomes ones slave
Will yee rise to the task
And with one swigg from the flask
The pirates node and agree with an I
I will claim that treasure even if die

So they both set off on their seperat way
Sailing 3 years 6 months and several days
When one of the pirates see's land ahead
Land not on the map forgotten and dead
He beaches his ship deep in the sand
Jumpping of and kissing the land

He was there forever digging the ground
With no gold no treasure nothing was found
Then with a gasp and a great big sigh
He forgot the first rule
PIRATES LIE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

ELEPHANT ON WEED

An Affrican Elephant has been cought on camera eating a marijuana plant.
His trainer has said to the news crew that snuffy will attend rehabilitation but his future is looking slim
What is the world comming too when an elephant chooses to eat pot.
Maybee snuffy got the idea from the pamphlet "experiment in small quantities"
Too snuffy this is small
This is Tim Blog U reporting.

Monday, June 16, 2008

This is one of my rants and raves full of plot holes and spelling errors.

Our top story today a local parking lot in sydney is conssidered to be the most dangerous place in Australia. You car can be stolen or damaged and fear drives you.

However if a local parking lot is the dangerous place in Australia then the Cronulla riots is a great destination for family fun

Untill next time Australia Im Tim Cheslett reporting on nothing of importance.